Wall Street Bull Feels Bullish With His New Pair of Underwear

Who:

The Wall Street Bull and GoldToeMoretz

What:

Thursday's takeover of Manhattan by GOLDTOE models to celebrate the launch of the company's new line of underwear appears to have provided the cover needed for a perpetrator to steal the Wall Street Bull's white briefs.

People are being advised to be on the lookout for a large pair of men's underwear. The underwear has been described by witnesses as "XXXXXL, white briefs with a clean cut that accentuate the Bull's unique physique."

Why:

After yesterday's 22-point gain on the Dow Jones, the Wall Street Bull would like to keep the luck going and isn't ready to give his briefs up just yet.

How to Help:

Consumers are being asked to provide any tips on the underwear's whereabouts at www.facebook.com/GOLDTOE.