Media and Tweeters Watch Out! Madden's Tweet Police Are Watching
BOCA RATON, Fla., July 10, 2017 /PRNewswire/ -- Humor helps his books sell, his blog billow, his patented inventions take off. Lands a cat client on The Today Show. Fills seats at The Laugh Factory after he hands out toothbrushes to "Fight Glum Disease." Now the "Spin Man," the title of his zany autobiography, injects humor into presidential tweeting with his latest hilarity—The Tweet Police (www.tweetpolice.com).
Beneath Tom Madden's unceasing humor manifest in his having created The Tweet Police is a warning. It's a warning to both media and tweeters to watch out as now "the force" is watching you.
Madden's message to tweeters is "tweet responsibly or pull over." And to news media obsessed with tweets, he advises they cover them in proportion to what in real lives matter.
"The mission of Tweet Police is to protect the rights of tweeters as long as they tweet lawfully and follow basic rules of decency," said acting Tweet Police Chief Madden ([email protected]).
"With tweets now coming from highest places, they're affecting national agendas, causing ferocious windstorms of fake news upstaging what's really important.
"If you see a tweet that's wrong, hurtful, sexist or grossly inaccurate, say something. If you're media, don't dwell on Trump's tweets interminably. Tweet Police will investigate and charge offenders with hissdemeanors or melonies.
"Imagine if Ivan the Terrible Tweeted," he opines. "Do we have today Ivan the Trumpible tweeting? Hardly!"
When he's not writing satires of life in a Florida condo or inventing products like his Knife and Forklift™, a combination of dumbbells and utensils to exercise while eating, Madden is the CEO of TransMedia Group, an international PR firm he founded in Manhattan, then moved to Boca Raton.
In his blog MaddenMischief, Madden promotes his latest book on Amazon, "Is there enough Brady in Trump to win the inSUPERable BowL?"
"Part of me twinges when Trump tweets. Another part says "good, they deserve it for saying awful things about our President.
"Cable networks are coming unglued, devoting inordinate coverage to his tweets that dominate news cycles, upstaging more important events."
Perhaps satire will help:
It's Monday morning in the network's newsroom. Tweet reporters are hunched over control panels anxiously awaiting President's next tweet. There's tension in the room as President Trump's in twitter war with Morning Joe.
Cut! Stop! Everybody cool it! Time for a media/Trump tweet truce!
Media contact: Alexandra Flugel 561-750-9800 x2300; [email protected].
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